Editor’s Note: This is a new series by the band Andreas, featuring their newest member, Mini Brian. Although the views and opinions expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of Raz Mataz Magazine, we too love Mini Brian (and Andreas).
This is Mini Brian.
Some say he was forged in the fires of hell; the maniacal laughter of an endless parade of horror serving as his formal musical training – the river Styx no more than a means to better improve his breaststroke.
Still, others claim he was plucked from the wing of a high ranking archangel; sent to earth to save the righteous and condemn the wicked – the perfect combination of divinity and raw animal attraction.
The band Andreas, however, will tell you that he was a joke gift for their lead singer, Brian.
Whatever the case may be, consider yourself formally introduced to the dinosaur riding, no pants wearing, venereal disease ridden maniac we know and love as Mini Brian.
Also, listen to Andreas.