Wet Dream Line-Up

WetDreamLineUpQuestion: Who would you book to play your festival?

Comment your Wet Dream Line-Up below!

 

Nevermind about where I got the money to promote, stage, license and advertise the festival – just hear me out.

 

Location: Reykjavík, Iceland, or Salt Lake City, Utah, or maybe the tarmac at the Denver International Airport.

Event Name: Fest Fest. If that’s taken, then something gibberish sounding, like Hooblerox.

Length: Two days. Long enough to enjoy a dozen or so bands, and short enough to prevent audience dehydration.

 

Line Up:

Day 1

Black Dice would open. After an hour or so of ear-assaulting noise, the mellow Bonnie Prince Billy would croon until everyone finished smoking.

Next up is the re-animated corpse of Marc Boland covering all the T.Rex releases.

After everyone calmed down from watching Zombie Boland, Television would play the entirety of Marquee Moon, making sure to start and end their set with ‘Friction’.

The rest of the day would see the likes of Portishead, Yes, RZA, PJ Harvey, and headliner Prince.

 

Day 2

John Cooper Clark, Grinderman, Talking Heads, The Fall, Peaches, Black Lips, and Jandek all play until headliner Aphex Twin destroys the world!!!

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